1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,240 previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons. 2 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:32,000 Can you give us a demo? 3 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:34,399 So that we have something to practice off of? 4 00:00:34,399 --> 00:00:35,439 Yeah. 5 00:00:35,439 --> 00:00:40,280 Quack Quack, Quack Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack. 6 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:42,359 When all four of them begin going Quack, Quack, Quack. 7 00:00:42,359 --> 00:00:43,880 OK, stop, stop! 8 00:00:44,079 --> 00:00:47,840 What does the Rat King prefer to be called? 9 00:00:48,039 --> 00:00:49,439 The Rat King. 10 00:00:49,640 --> 00:00:51,760 So not like your warship or anything like that. 11 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:53,159 He just prefers Rat King. 12 00:00:53,159 --> 00:00:54,760 You guys could probably step it up, but not. 13 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:56,240 There are so many other adjectives out there. 14 00:00:56,240 --> 00:01:06,719 I'm going to try this smile business and see about expanding our reach and maybe creating 15 00:01:06,719 --> 00:01:09,040 friendships at the same time. 16 00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:15,079 Yeah, and you know what, if you want to extend your reach, they can help you with your business 17 00:01:15,079 --> 00:01:16,079 venture as well. 18 00:01:16,079 --> 00:01:19,920 I had no idea that these resources were available to someone such as I. 19 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:44,439 Oh, they are for everyone in the dock ward. 20 00:01:44,439 --> 00:01:46,320 Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. 21 00:01:46,320 --> 00:01:50,960 We're a D&D 5th edition actual play podcast and I'm your Dungeon Master Russ More and 22 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:54,760 if I try and make the same mouth movements as Amy, it throws me off. 23 00:01:54,760 --> 00:02:00,680 You shouldn't be making my mouth movements, I'm making your mouth movements. 24 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:02,600 This is very strange. 25 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:04,560 With me today is Amy More. 26 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:06,000 Yes I am. 27 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:12,400 I play Sullivan Sleight, a lightfoot halfling rogue. 28 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:14,040 Tom was making fun of you there. 29 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:16,240 I wasn't even looking, I missed it. 30 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:18,719 Yep, watch the playback. 31 00:02:18,719 --> 00:02:20,680 Also with me, Carla Max dead. 32 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:21,680 That's me. 33 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:26,040 I play Glim, a dragonborn pAlydin and Tom Laird. 34 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:27,879 Yeah, I play Moot. 35 00:02:27,879 --> 00:02:32,600 He's a half or wild magic sorcerer. 36 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:34,040 How's everybody doing today? 37 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:35,040 Good. 38 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:36,040 Doing pretty good. 39 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:37,040 I have wine. 40 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:39,160 Oh, then Amy's doing the best. 41 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:41,840 Some of us are doing better than the others. 42 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:45,360 Maybe where we're always having wine might be over on Patreon. 43 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:50,160 We don't know what your beverages are. 44 00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:54,280 But when you're a patron, where we've got all those sweet, sweet rewards and bonus 45 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:59,920 episodes, but also you get an episode dedicated to you like today's patron, Jack Green. 46 00:02:59,920 --> 00:03:00,920 Thanks Jack. 47 00:03:00,920 --> 00:03:01,920 Thanks Jack. 48 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:03,160 Thank you very much. 49 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:04,160 Thank you Jack. 50 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:06,560 I like how monosyllabic his name is. 51 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:07,560 It's very powerful. 52 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:08,560 Jack Green. 53 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:10,800 It's a very powerful name. 54 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:12,120 Don't you know who I am? 55 00:03:12,120 --> 00:03:13,120 Jack Green. 56 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:14,120 Jack Green. 57 00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:15,120 Oh yeah. 58 00:03:15,879 --> 00:03:17,840 So that's a power name. 59 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:21,439 So you should pull that from the episode, Jack, and just use it as like your ringtone. 60 00:03:21,439 --> 00:03:23,080 Don't you know who I am? 61 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:24,080 Jack Green. 62 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:25,080 Jack Green. 63 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:26,080 Yes please. 64 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:27,080 Maybe. 65 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:31,200 Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast so you can go check out all that sweet stuff 66 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:32,200 over there. 67 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:33,200 Please do. 68 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:34,200 We would love it. 69 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:35,200 Fuck it. 70 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:36,200 Let's play D&D. 71 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:51,920 The three of you, Moot, Glim and Sully, as we now know, are in Waterdeep. 72 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:58,480 And since the last time we saw you, there was a rather large ceremony that took place. 73 00:03:58,480 --> 00:04:02,720 One dedicated to those that saved the realm. 74 00:04:02,719 --> 00:04:07,919 The Decimators of Dragons, as well as all the many hundreds of thousands of men and 75 00:04:07,919 --> 00:04:14,639 women across Faerun who fought against the Cult of the Dragon. 76 00:04:14,639 --> 00:04:19,240 Now we're not going to go through the whole ceremony with you three there, but give me 77 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:26,160 a little sense of how you took this whole ceremony in. 78 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:30,560 It was just in like a big kind of village square, correct? 79 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:33,839 In the streets, kind of like a procession. 80 00:04:33,839 --> 00:04:44,920 So the description that I gave is at the castle Waterdeep is where Lady Leral Silverhand 81 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:53,439 and Lord Neverember and all the other heads of different factions were set up and giving 82 00:04:53,439 --> 00:04:54,439 their speeches. 83 00:04:54,439 --> 00:05:03,480 So the actual view of them in real world terms was put up on big jumbo screens, jumbo trons, 84 00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:11,240 kind of all through the city, using magic of sorts, of course, in our world. 85 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:15,839 But people were all through the streets of Waterdeep watching and taking this in 86 00:05:15,839 --> 00:05:21,339 and giving their thoughts and prayers to those that had lost their lives and those 87 00:05:21,340 --> 00:05:26,580 that had come back victorious. 88 00:05:26,580 --> 00:05:37,460 I was probably in a tavern but on a terrace, like outside, drinking a beer, watching the 89 00:05:37,460 --> 00:05:41,500 big screen. 90 00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:42,500 I'm keeping it low key. 91 00:05:42,500 --> 00:05:43,500 I'm not running through the streets. 92 00:05:43,500 --> 00:05:47,060 I'm not, you know, I'm just kind of keeping it down low. 93 00:05:47,060 --> 00:05:56,180 Now Sully, we know, is or was rather a member of the Cult of the Dragon. 94 00:05:56,180 --> 00:06:00,699 So this is, I mean, you would have heard a few days prior, at least a couple days 95 00:06:00,699 --> 00:06:05,319 prior that the Cult of the Dragon lost the battle. 96 00:06:05,319 --> 00:06:12,139 What kind of feeling and emotion is Sully going through knowing that the people 97 00:06:12,139 --> 00:06:15,139 of Faerun were victorious against them? 98 00:06:15,579 --> 00:06:20,339 Well, I think Sully's super happy about it, but I think he's really ashamed. 99 00:06:20,339 --> 00:06:22,659 He never wants the secret to be out. 100 00:06:22,659 --> 00:06:29,500 He doesn't want to be grouped or lumped in with those people who did all that, 101 00:06:29,500 --> 00:06:38,819 even though he feels somewhat like he would deserve it, but also feels very, 102 00:06:38,819 --> 00:06:41,019 I don't know, he's a little bit torn. 103 00:06:41,019 --> 00:06:47,339 He's very much excited that they've lost, that the cult lost, but at the same time, 104 00:06:47,339 --> 00:06:51,659 he's a little worried about what this could mean for him. 105 00:06:51,659 --> 00:07:00,459 And if he's in the clear now or not, he's kind of sitting on pins and needles. 106 00:07:00,459 --> 00:07:07,219 I think he's, he doesn't want to get, let himself get too, too excited. 107 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:14,060 I think Glim is, of course, very inspired by all of this because, you know, 108 00:07:14,060 --> 00:07:17,620 she has a destiny to save the world. 109 00:07:17,620 --> 00:07:24,620 So she probably is standing in front of one of those screens and just like staring, 110 00:07:24,620 --> 00:07:32,220 crying, like very intent, not doing really anything else except for kind of taking it in 111 00:07:32,260 --> 00:07:36,700 and really feeling like deep feelings of loss, even though, you know, 112 00:07:36,700 --> 00:07:39,140 she didn't know any of these people personally. 113 00:07:39,140 --> 00:07:44,980 It hadn't really affected her where she was in her isolated little community or anything. 114 00:07:44,980 --> 00:07:49,300 But the sadness at having lost people, but more importantly, 115 00:07:49,300 --> 00:07:54,980 like how powerful it feels that everybody has come together and risen up. 116 00:07:54,980 --> 00:08:00,060 And, you know, there's like a lot of love feelings around. 117 00:08:00,060 --> 00:08:04,339 Everyone is so happy, even though they are also sad, but they've been victorious. 118 00:08:04,339 --> 00:08:07,180 So she's just like crying. 119 00:08:10,899 --> 00:08:14,139 Kind of similar to Glim's experience. 120 00:08:14,139 --> 00:08:20,579 Moot kind of is in the big like town square in front of one of the viewing screens. 121 00:08:20,579 --> 00:08:25,699 And he's just kind of looking around and noticing that there's like all different 122 00:08:25,740 --> 00:08:30,539 like races and creeds all in one place, like taking in the same thing. 123 00:08:30,539 --> 00:08:35,620 Like he sees tieflings and half orcs and halflings and, you know, 124 00:08:35,620 --> 00:08:41,340 everybody in between that are all just like are like sharing the one moment together. 125 00:08:44,340 --> 00:08:49,860 It's a couple days or two or three days after the ceremony. 126 00:08:49,860 --> 00:08:52,899 Since you've been here, the streets have been packed. 127 00:08:52,899 --> 00:08:58,860 Camps have been set up in and around the outlying area of Waterdeep. 128 00:08:58,860 --> 00:09:02,980 None of you three had been to Waterdeep previously, I think we had established, 129 00:09:02,980 --> 00:09:05,019 unless I'm incorrect. 130 00:09:05,019 --> 00:09:06,620 Sounds right. 131 00:09:06,620 --> 00:09:07,740 Correct. 132 00:09:07,740 --> 00:09:15,419 So this is the only way that you've known Waterdeep is full to the brim with people. 133 00:09:15,419 --> 00:09:21,059 So it's two or three days after and a large percentage of the people, 134 00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:28,900 now that some of the forces have been have come back and gotten become rested. 135 00:09:28,900 --> 00:09:33,780 They are starting to take people back out in large caravans 136 00:09:33,780 --> 00:09:36,780 to the cities where they originally came from, 137 00:09:36,780 --> 00:09:46,940 to the towns to help rebuild and get a foot back up and get started back with life again. 138 00:09:46,940 --> 00:09:50,500 You three have been here for a couple of weeks now. 139 00:09:50,500 --> 00:09:53,100 Where are you staying? 140 00:09:53,100 --> 00:10:00,740 I think you had previously mentioned something to the effect of Bahamut, Temple of Bahamut. 141 00:10:00,740 --> 00:10:04,779 Yeah, I mean, that's like my whole thing is that I am always welcome there. 142 00:10:04,779 --> 00:10:09,500 So I feel like I even invited these guys also to stay there with me. 143 00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:10,779 Is that accurate? 144 00:10:10,779 --> 00:10:15,659 I remember maybe me saying that, but I don't know that I have the authority to do that. 145 00:10:15,659 --> 00:10:19,899 They were probably too kind to say that we weren't really allowed to come and stay with you, 146 00:10:19,899 --> 00:10:23,459 but they were just like, yeah, that's fine. 147 00:10:23,459 --> 00:10:25,459 So you've been there for a couple of weeks. 148 00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:31,579 And as far as temples go, this one is very modest. 149 00:10:31,579 --> 00:10:36,299 In fact, in order to find it, it took the three of you quite a long time 150 00:10:36,299 --> 00:10:44,019 and asking around to many different people because it's only marked by a small wooden sign 151 00:10:44,019 --> 00:10:56,500 that is worn incredibly with age that still that holds a very worn image of the symbol of Bahamut on it. 152 00:10:56,500 --> 00:11:02,620 Inside, there's only a few rooms, probably six to eight rooms. 153 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:09,299 There's the one main chamber where people come in to to pray 154 00:11:09,300 --> 00:11:16,100 and to speak with the priest or priestess there. 155 00:11:16,100 --> 00:11:31,100 And we're going to say that during this time, Glim, you might not have had much one on one time that you've set up your Zumba. 156 00:11:31,100 --> 00:11:34,860 You've you've gone out and you've stopped the Rat King. 157 00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:39,060 You've taken in this this large ceremony. 158 00:11:39,060 --> 00:11:47,820 But you haven't had a lot of one on one time with the main priestess there, Kelbis Krombeak. 159 00:11:47,820 --> 00:11:53,060 She is a bronze dragonborn. 160 00:11:53,060 --> 00:12:00,820 It's it's early morning and you get up and you come downstairs and she is. 161 00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:08,820 Just arranging some of the pews and putting out some some leaflets and just getting ready for the day. 162 00:12:08,820 --> 00:12:21,300 OK, well, I'm going to help. I'll just like help grab whatever needs distributing and doing while while she's, you know, working as well. 163 00:12:21,300 --> 00:12:25,980 She notices you and says, oh, oh, thank you. Thank you, Glim. 164 00:12:25,980 --> 00:12:32,100 Always so happy to help. How how are you today? 165 00:12:32,100 --> 00:12:38,500 I'm I'm quite well. It's it's it's a much lighter feeling in the city. 166 00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:47,299 Now that. Now that people are headed back to their homes under such such a victory. 167 00:12:47,299 --> 00:12:56,419 Yeah, it was I've never experienced anything like that before, just all of those people, and it was it was really incredible. 168 00:12:56,419 --> 00:13:03,259 Magical, some might say. Yeah, yeah, it felt spiritual for sure. 169 00:13:03,259 --> 00:13:12,899 What? It seems like an awful lot of the people that have been here are just going to get to go back home now. 170 00:13:12,899 --> 00:13:20,500 Yes, that is that is what it seems. The city will go back to regular working order and hopefully everybody else. 171 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:26,620 Hopefully their towns and villages aren't are too too far set back. 172 00:13:26,620 --> 00:13:37,139 Well, it seems like at a time like this, everyone's going to be really willing to work super hard and work together to get everything kind of sorted out back in their homes. 173 00:13:37,139 --> 00:13:43,940 That is the idea. And from the sounds of the plans, they're kind of going city to city. 174 00:13:43,940 --> 00:13:48,980 So helping the first one, everybody in the caravan and then moving along. 175 00:13:48,980 --> 00:13:56,899 So. If everybody comes together, which they have done so far, it should go smoothly and. 176 00:13:56,899 --> 00:14:01,980 Life would be back to normal, at least as normal as it can be. 177 00:14:01,980 --> 00:14:07,060 And life will go back to normal here at the temple, too. 178 00:14:07,060 --> 00:14:14,259 That is the hope. It's it's there's been many people through here, much more than usual. 179 00:14:14,259 --> 00:14:17,659 We don't usually get a large amount of traffic. 180 00:14:17,659 --> 00:14:24,459 And what does normal mean here? I mean, it's a pretty small place. 181 00:14:24,459 --> 00:14:38,419 Yes, yeah. Those that follow Bahamut aren't particularly about flaunting or drawing too much attention to themselves. 182 00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:43,419 They don't usually stick to one place for a great amount of time. 183 00:14:43,420 --> 00:14:51,020 They want to go out and do good and carry the name as you as you know. 184 00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:54,580 Well, that Bahamut, he's a real he's a real. 185 00:14:54,580 --> 00:15:01,420 Do it yourself, kind of. You know, he wants everybody to to do their own thing and take care of themselves. 186 00:15:01,420 --> 00:15:05,180 And it's part of why I love him so much. 187 00:15:05,180 --> 00:15:12,100 Bahamut, the DIY God, some might say he wants to make it right. 188 00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:16,340 No, no one would say that. 189 00:15:16,340 --> 00:15:22,500 No, you shouldn't compare Mike Holmes to Bahamut. 190 00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:24,899 Blasphemy. 191 00:15:24,899 --> 00:15:29,379 Well, I really appreciate you letting me and my friends stay here. 192 00:15:29,379 --> 00:15:33,060 Of course, you are always welcome. 193 00:15:33,060 --> 00:15:36,540 How long do you think you will be here? 194 00:15:36,539 --> 00:15:43,659 And where where where are you expected or where do you plan to go next? 195 00:15:43,659 --> 00:15:49,500 Well, I mean, I've told you about my destiny, so I have some things I need to do to accomplish that. 196 00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:54,659 But I don't know that I'm quite ready yet. 197 00:15:54,659 --> 00:16:01,539 I think me and my friends, if they'll come with me, maybe we need to go. 198 00:16:01,579 --> 00:16:10,299 Experience a little bit more of the world before it's before it's time to, you know, go find my destiny. 199 00:16:10,299 --> 00:16:11,779 Right. 200 00:16:11,779 --> 00:16:17,620 Do you have any suggestions or do you think I should stay here and study more or? 201 00:16:17,620 --> 00:16:26,779 I mean, you are certainly welcome to stay here, and I'm more than happy to impart whatever wisdom that I have upon you. 202 00:16:26,779 --> 00:16:41,059 You mentioned previously that your next major step in your destiny is traveling to Timanthor. 203 00:16:41,059 --> 00:16:47,939 Yeah, I mean, the first part of my destiny was that I needed to find a halfling and then half orc. 204 00:16:47,939 --> 00:16:50,579 I mean, I found I think I found my people. 205 00:16:50,579 --> 00:16:51,740 It sure seems that way. 206 00:16:51,740 --> 00:17:00,060 So I guess my next stop is to go to Timanthor and find the Citadel and pledge my oath, you know, to really, 207 00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:04,900 really kind of go steady with Bahamut, really make things serious, you know. 208 00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:12,620 You see her face go from a slight smile to a bit more serious. 209 00:17:12,660 --> 00:17:23,780 And she says, my dear, what what do you know or what have you been told so far of Timanthor and specifically the capital? 210 00:17:23,780 --> 00:17:25,620 Just that I have to go there. 211 00:17:25,620 --> 00:17:29,980 It's the birthplace of the Dragonborn and I need to go and swear my oath. 212 00:17:29,980 --> 00:17:38,580 But if you mean logistics and practicalities, not very much. 213 00:17:38,579 --> 00:17:51,419 Well, let me let me do what I can to prepare you for what you might expect to see there. 214 00:17:51,419 --> 00:17:53,699 That would be incredible. Thank you. 215 00:17:53,699 --> 00:18:03,339 My fear is that it may have been slightly romanticized a bit for you. 216 00:18:03,379 --> 00:18:13,659 The Citadel that you speak of is probably no more than what you see before you hear. 217 00:18:13,659 --> 00:18:23,339 Timanthor and Gerod-Thamar specifically are a very militaristic place. 218 00:18:23,379 --> 00:18:34,299 Religion doesn't stand very highly among the Dragonborn from from our homeland, if you say. 219 00:18:34,299 --> 00:18:40,299 How long has your village been gone from Timanthor? 220 00:18:40,299 --> 00:18:46,740 Oh, gosh, I mean, a long, a long, long time, you know, nobody. 221 00:18:46,740 --> 00:18:51,220 I don't think anybody there even has relatives, you know, 222 00:18:51,220 --> 00:18:56,140 like grandparents or great grandparents that had been there themselves. 223 00:18:56,140 --> 00:19:00,860 So, right. Many generations. 224 00:19:00,860 --> 00:19:13,740 The Dragonborn there, specifically, and the majority of them believe that there are no Dragon Gods. 225 00:19:13,740 --> 00:19:21,140 What? No, where do they think we came from then? 226 00:19:21,300 --> 00:19:30,380 They believe, and there are a few, obviously, who do believe more as we do. 227 00:19:30,380 --> 00:19:37,100 They believe that the Dragonborn were created on another planet, 228 00:19:37,100 --> 00:19:44,740 another plane, mirror to Toriel, which is where we are now. 229 00:19:44,740 --> 00:19:59,220 Created by dragons and by the supposed gods that they call themselves as slaves. 230 00:19:59,220 --> 00:20:06,779 And were used as such for work, for battle, 231 00:20:06,779 --> 00:20:14,700 for sustenance, if so needed. 232 00:20:14,700 --> 00:20:25,099 And when the two worlds, Abier and Toriel, collided, Timanthor split to Toriel. 233 00:20:25,099 --> 00:20:36,740 And the majority of the Dragonborn population still to this day holds that value very high. 234 00:20:37,059 --> 00:20:43,819 Hmm. Well, that sounds like a sad way to live, but I guess I understand why they would be, 235 00:20:43,819 --> 00:20:52,420 you know, military and strong, and I guess they're awfully afraid that they might be enslaved again. 236 00:20:52,420 --> 00:21:01,500 Exactly. So the citadel you seek is in Gerod-Thammar. 237 00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:11,299 And to properly pledge yourself to Bahamut, you may travel there. 238 00:21:11,299 --> 00:21:18,339 But know that your view of Dragonborn, specifically from your village, 239 00:21:18,339 --> 00:21:27,299 might be shaken when you arrive. 240 00:21:27,339 --> 00:21:36,659 I understand. I mean, thanks for warning me. 241 00:21:36,659 --> 00:21:38,460 We'll go to Moot. 242 00:21:38,460 --> 00:21:39,500 Yeah. 243 00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:41,779 Where do we find Moot? 244 00:21:41,779 --> 00:21:51,619 Moot is finally walking back to the Temple of Bahamut after his last shift, roofing, baubles and such. 245 00:21:51,620 --> 00:21:55,580 Worked off all that. All that. 246 00:21:55,580 --> 00:21:59,100 Well, I mean, you might not be done working there, but you've at least roofed it. 247 00:21:59,100 --> 00:22:01,020 I've at least done that job. 248 00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:13,260 Yeah. During your time in Waterdeep, how often have you been casting spells? 249 00:22:13,260 --> 00:22:18,740 Not very often, and it's been very small things like Mage Hand. 250 00:22:18,740 --> 00:22:23,099 You know, if I forgot something down on the ground when I climbed up the ladder to get up on the roof, 251 00:22:23,099 --> 00:22:26,660 then I just, you know, crab clawed up to me. 252 00:22:26,660 --> 00:22:31,900 Never wanted a real spell, like a spell to be as real as I do right now. 253 00:22:31,900 --> 00:22:37,900 Because that feels very like, you know, you get upstairs, you realize you left your water downstairs, your phone. 254 00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:40,099 I use it all the time. 255 00:22:40,099 --> 00:22:43,059 Just well, I don't know if mine would look like a crab claw, but yeah. 256 00:22:43,059 --> 00:22:46,460 No, I think they have to look like crab claws, Amy. 257 00:22:46,460 --> 00:22:47,539 I'm pretty sure. 258 00:22:47,539 --> 00:22:49,819 I think I read that in the player's handbook somewhere. 259 00:22:49,819 --> 00:22:51,740 Oh, yeah. OK, then. 260 00:22:51,740 --> 00:22:59,940 You're thinking back on one of these times when something odd happened. 261 00:22:59,940 --> 00:23:07,740 Roll me a percentile die or percentile dice. 262 00:23:07,740 --> 00:23:10,379 Well, yeah, there's the two of them. 263 00:23:10,379 --> 00:23:16,099 We are looking at a 10 and a 10, so 11. 264 00:23:16,140 --> 00:23:18,740 That should be an 11. 265 00:23:18,740 --> 00:23:20,860 How tall is Moot? 266 00:23:20,860 --> 00:23:23,220 I think I've said somewhere around six feet in the past. 267 00:23:23,220 --> 00:23:26,500 OK, roll me a D10. 268 00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:27,500 OK. 269 00:23:30,660 --> 00:23:33,500 That is a seven. 270 00:23:33,500 --> 00:23:35,180 So what were you doing? 271 00:23:35,180 --> 00:23:36,540 Was it just Mage Hand? 272 00:23:36,540 --> 00:23:38,740 And when did this happen? 273 00:23:38,740 --> 00:23:45,780 Yeah, I was just casting Mage Hand to bring up a hammer that I had left down on the ground. 274 00:23:46,260 --> 00:23:47,700 Perhaps today? 275 00:23:47,700 --> 00:23:51,860 Yeah, like right at the last part of my shift. 276 00:23:51,860 --> 00:23:53,340 You did this. 277 00:23:53,340 --> 00:23:54,780 You were bringing up the hammer. 278 00:23:54,780 --> 00:23:56,220 You cast Mage Hand. 279 00:23:56,220 --> 00:23:59,820 You're bringing up the hammer and you felt odd. 280 00:23:59,820 --> 00:24:02,820 You couldn't quite place it. 281 00:24:02,820 --> 00:24:06,700 And when you left, 282 00:24:06,700 --> 00:24:10,660 you said goodbye to Bombera, who really wasn't paying much attention. 283 00:24:10,660 --> 00:24:15,220 She looked up, kind of looked confused at you and 284 00:24:15,220 --> 00:24:16,420 said, well, we'll see you. 285 00:24:16,420 --> 00:24:23,980 We'll see you on Monday or whenever the next day of the week in Faerun it is. 286 00:24:24,220 --> 00:24:26,420 You have a good weekend. 287 00:24:27,100 --> 00:24:31,980 And she went back to her book, not really paying too close attention. 288 00:24:31,980 --> 00:24:34,900 You are where are you headed? 289 00:24:34,900 --> 00:24:38,900 Back to the Temple of Bahamut. 290 00:24:40,180 --> 00:24:43,900 You get a very distinct sense. 291 00:24:43,900 --> 00:24:44,980 How am I going to do this? 292 00:24:44,980 --> 00:24:49,019 Because this is everything seems to destroy your world. 293 00:24:49,019 --> 00:24:50,500 No, I'm not trying to destroy your world. 294 00:24:50,500 --> 00:24:54,099 I'm just trying to figure out when Moot would pay attention to this. 295 00:24:56,140 --> 00:24:58,259 Well, it depends on what happened to him, right? 296 00:24:58,259 --> 00:25:02,620 Yeah, no, things, things seem bigger. 297 00:25:04,579 --> 00:25:07,860 Just everything seems like it's just a little bit out of place. 298 00:25:08,180 --> 00:25:11,460 OK, like he put on a new prescription in your eyes, 299 00:25:11,460 --> 00:25:14,660 like need that time to adjust to it. 300 00:25:14,660 --> 00:25:17,380 Sure. Yeah, we could say that. 301 00:25:17,380 --> 00:25:20,740 More like Mario getting hit with a with a shell. 302 00:25:21,779 --> 00:25:24,820 Now, pipes are a lot taller, a lot looser. 303 00:25:25,460 --> 00:25:30,500 Yeah. You're walking back down the street 304 00:25:30,500 --> 00:25:33,779 and you see Sully coming up towards you. 305 00:25:34,900 --> 00:25:39,140 I'm going to tell you what happened to him and then you can describe what you see. 306 00:25:41,019 --> 00:25:43,220 I give a wave and a the Sully. 307 00:25:45,620 --> 00:25:55,900 I walk up to Moot and I. 308 00:25:57,300 --> 00:26:00,580 Just kind of take a moment and stare at him. 309 00:26:01,779 --> 00:26:04,180 What's what's up? 310 00:26:05,540 --> 00:26:08,540 Did you do something different with your hair? 311 00:26:08,540 --> 00:26:13,420 No, I mean, I think it's the same as it was before, and he kind of grabs his hair. 312 00:26:14,700 --> 00:26:16,540 New clothes? 313 00:26:16,540 --> 00:26:21,779 No, no, I've I've only have like the two outfits and this is one of them. 314 00:26:21,779 --> 00:26:25,660 Have you been secretly wearing lifts and just didn't tell anybody? 315 00:26:26,580 --> 00:26:31,060 Lifts? You know, to make, you know, to make you taller. 316 00:26:31,860 --> 00:26:35,100 Make a perception check, Moot. 317 00:26:37,300 --> 00:26:38,820 That is an 11. 318 00:26:40,620 --> 00:26:43,900 Sully seems closer in your height to you than you do, 319 00:26:43,900 --> 00:26:46,340 like maybe you're just exhausted. 320 00:26:46,340 --> 00:26:49,580 Maybe you're just super tired, but Sully seems like he grew. 321 00:26:51,700 --> 00:26:55,060 Going to, like, hold my hand out and be like, 322 00:26:57,500 --> 00:26:59,900 since did you get bigger? 323 00:27:03,540 --> 00:27:08,540 Well, no, but did I get smaller? 324 00:27:09,180 --> 00:27:13,339 I. What? 325 00:27:13,779 --> 00:27:15,139 I think so. 326 00:27:15,139 --> 00:27:20,420 I and I stand beside him and I do where you put your hand on your head 327 00:27:20,819 --> 00:27:23,460 to match where the other person is. 328 00:27:23,700 --> 00:27:26,740 And whereas before, if you were six feet tall. 329 00:27:27,379 --> 00:27:29,779 Oh, God, how tall am I? 330 00:27:29,779 --> 00:27:31,819 They probably got three feet tall. 331 00:27:31,819 --> 00:27:34,099 Elbow height. 332 00:27:34,700 --> 00:27:37,500 I'm only three foot five. 333 00:27:38,539 --> 00:27:40,899 So I would be like. 334 00:27:41,259 --> 00:27:45,019 Like waist height for you, essentially like half your size. 335 00:27:45,740 --> 00:27:48,740 Now I am more like. 336 00:27:48,740 --> 00:27:51,579 Chest height. 337 00:27:51,579 --> 00:27:54,420 And I'm like, yeah. 338 00:27:54,420 --> 00:27:57,779 Yeah, there's something wrong with either your torso or your legs. 339 00:27:58,779 --> 00:28:00,940 Well, they feel fine. 340 00:28:02,500 --> 00:28:04,539 I felt bad earlier. 341 00:28:04,539 --> 00:28:07,180 Maybe do you think someone like 342 00:28:07,180 --> 00:28:09,500 cursed me or something? 343 00:28:09,500 --> 00:28:11,099 Why, you pissed someone off? 344 00:28:11,099 --> 00:28:11,859 I don't think so. 345 00:28:11,859 --> 00:28:13,740 I mean, I was just roofing all day. 346 00:28:13,740 --> 00:28:16,299 I can't imagine anyone was angry about that. 347 00:28:17,019 --> 00:28:19,500 Well, then I get probably not. 348 00:28:19,500 --> 00:28:22,460 I mean, when people curse people, I mean, it takes a lot. 349 00:28:23,220 --> 00:28:25,819 So I hear and I. 350 00:28:27,659 --> 00:28:30,819 I don't know, like, are you Benjamin Biden? 351 00:28:31,019 --> 00:28:31,859 Younger. 352 00:28:33,939 --> 00:28:35,220 The famous explorer? 353 00:28:35,220 --> 00:28:36,980 I don't think so. 354 00:28:36,980 --> 00:28:41,980 Well, didn't he get younger and younger and he was getting smaller and smaller? 355 00:28:42,740 --> 00:28:44,899 Oh, different, different Benjamin Button. 356 00:28:44,899 --> 00:28:46,779 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 357 00:28:46,779 --> 00:28:48,059 Uh huh. 358 00:28:48,059 --> 00:28:50,939 You are you growing backwards? 359 00:28:50,939 --> 00:28:53,700 You two, I assume, continue 360 00:28:54,419 --> 00:28:56,419 at least kind of walking at a slow pace. 361 00:28:56,419 --> 00:28:59,980 You pass by the bakery that you you you love to go. 362 00:28:59,980 --> 00:29:01,700 The Sun and Stars. 363 00:29:01,700 --> 00:29:03,420 That is the name of it, yes. 364 00:29:03,420 --> 00:29:05,940 And you walk up to it and look through the glass 365 00:29:05,940 --> 00:29:08,940 like you usually do before you go in and purchase. 366 00:29:08,940 --> 00:29:12,940 And you are seven inches shorter now. 367 00:29:15,900 --> 00:29:18,660 Yeah, I can. 368 00:29:18,660 --> 00:29:21,339 We we need to go quicker back to the temple. 369 00:29:21,339 --> 00:29:23,819 I needed maybe they can help out with this. 370 00:29:24,460 --> 00:29:26,980 Well, hold on. You're looking at the big goods. 371 00:29:26,980 --> 00:29:28,819 They were just going to leave. 372 00:29:28,819 --> 00:29:33,099 I feel like this me being quite a bit shorter than normal 373 00:29:33,099 --> 00:29:35,779 maybe takes precedent over the croissants. 374 00:29:35,779 --> 00:29:39,980 But it doesn't really seem to be like a life threatening kind of like, 375 00:29:39,980 --> 00:29:42,019 what's so bad about being small? 376 00:29:42,019 --> 00:29:45,859 The door bursts open and the store owner named. 377 00:29:46,899 --> 00:29:50,579 You know, Tom, you've been there so much in their numerous times. 378 00:29:50,579 --> 00:29:52,379 You guys are besties. 379 00:29:52,379 --> 00:29:54,779 Mauritius. Oh, Remy's easier to spell. 380 00:29:55,220 --> 00:29:56,299 That's a better choice. Remy. 381 00:29:56,299 --> 00:29:57,460 What did you say? 382 00:29:57,460 --> 00:30:00,779 I said Mauritius, Remy Mauritius. 383 00:30:01,660 --> 00:30:03,860 His name sounds delicious. It sure does. 384 00:30:05,259 --> 00:30:07,420 Don't spell that. That's how you spell it now. 385 00:30:07,420 --> 00:30:11,259 Remy comes out, he says, Oh, Moot, it's such a pleasure to see you. 386 00:30:11,259 --> 00:30:14,100 We have some new what? 387 00:30:14,100 --> 00:30:16,460 You seem smaller, my friend. 388 00:30:16,460 --> 00:30:17,380 Yeah, I don't know. 389 00:30:17,380 --> 00:30:19,340 Some something happened to me. 390 00:30:19,340 --> 00:30:20,980 Do you know anything about magic? 391 00:30:20,980 --> 00:30:24,860 Usually when people usually when people eat here many times as you, 392 00:30:25,100 --> 00:30:27,220 they don't get smaller. They get wider. 393 00:30:27,220 --> 00:30:30,900 Well, yeah, I mean, I was there for a little bit till I started that roofing job 394 00:30:30,900 --> 00:30:33,860 and then, you know, worked off all those extra turnovers I was eating. 395 00:30:33,860 --> 00:30:38,660 But, you know, it just seemed to be legitimately smaller than before. 396 00:30:39,860 --> 00:30:43,900 Which I don't see why that's a problem, but apparently it's a problem. 397 00:30:43,940 --> 00:30:46,380 But Sully, if you all of a sudden 398 00:30:46,980 --> 00:30:49,700 were seven inches taller than you normally are, 399 00:30:49,700 --> 00:30:51,740 wouldn't you be concerned about that? 400 00:30:51,740 --> 00:30:54,100 Now be fucking ecstatic. 401 00:30:54,100 --> 00:30:56,700 OK, what if you were seven inches shorter than you normally are? 402 00:30:57,220 --> 00:30:59,579 Well, don't even put that out into the atmosphere, man. 403 00:30:59,779 --> 00:31:02,299 Sully starts to look around like someone's going to jump out 404 00:31:02,299 --> 00:31:03,500 and curse him at any moment. 405 00:31:03,500 --> 00:31:06,700 He would be as small as a toadstool. 406 00:31:06,700 --> 00:31:08,620 This is this is creeping in on him. 407 00:31:08,620 --> 00:31:11,059 That's racist. My grandmother was a toadstool. 408 00:31:12,860 --> 00:31:14,740 Well, he would come by it naturally then. 409 00:31:16,940 --> 00:31:20,579 You're coming in for for some for some for some goods. 410 00:31:21,019 --> 00:31:23,140 Can I rain check on the goods? 411 00:31:23,140 --> 00:31:27,100 I got to go figure out what's going on here first. 412 00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:31,180 Can he not rain check on the goods? 413 00:31:31,180 --> 00:31:31,779 Only one chance. 414 00:31:31,779 --> 00:31:34,940 Is the bakery going under if I don't buy something this moment? 415 00:31:34,940 --> 00:31:36,700 This is Moot's usual time. 416 00:31:36,700 --> 00:31:38,579 I mean, perhaps there was something special set. 417 00:31:38,579 --> 00:31:39,620 They'll never know. 418 00:31:39,620 --> 00:31:40,460 Oh, no. 419 00:31:42,100 --> 00:31:43,180 It works. 420 00:31:44,180 --> 00:31:45,180 That's all. 421 00:31:45,180 --> 00:31:56,660 Well, hey there. 422 00:31:56,660 --> 00:31:58,140 Welcome back to the middle. 423 00:31:58,140 --> 00:32:02,779 It's just me, your Dungeon Master, Rush More, here with you this fine day. 424 00:32:03,580 --> 00:32:05,299 A little late getting this together. 425 00:32:05,299 --> 00:32:08,220 We had a big record session for some episodes coming up 426 00:32:08,700 --> 00:32:10,900 with Kyle Claset of Bombarded. 427 00:32:10,900 --> 00:32:13,380 And we can't wait for you to hear those episodes. 428 00:32:13,380 --> 00:32:17,060 Those will be coming up beginning to mid-November. 429 00:32:17,100 --> 00:32:18,260 Looking forward to that. 430 00:32:18,260 --> 00:32:21,900 One thing we want to let you know is that we have a big sale going on 431 00:32:21,900 --> 00:32:25,020 for anybody and everybody over in our T-Public store. 432 00:32:25,020 --> 00:32:28,380 All our regular shirts, all our designs, all of the things 433 00:32:28,380 --> 00:32:29,940 that we have going on over there. 434 00:32:29,940 --> 00:32:32,260 We've got some pretty cool D&D specific designs. 435 00:32:32,260 --> 00:32:34,780 We've got lots of Dumbgeons and Dragons designs. 436 00:32:34,780 --> 00:32:38,940 Some Flammikins, some new crews, some Decimators of Dragons. 437 00:32:39,580 --> 00:32:43,100 All those regular shirts will be on sale for $13. 438 00:32:43,220 --> 00:32:46,100 Everything else is going to be up to 35% off. 439 00:32:46,100 --> 00:32:48,420 We've got mugs. 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Hi, guys. 470 00:34:23,019 --> 00:34:25,180 Hi. Look how small he is. 471 00:34:25,180 --> 00:34:26,820 What happened to your friend? 472 00:34:26,820 --> 00:34:29,780 You do. Oh, what happened? 473 00:34:29,780 --> 00:34:32,900 You're you're just a real little guy now, aren't you? 474 00:34:33,099 --> 00:34:34,300 Because I don't know. 475 00:34:34,300 --> 00:34:36,180 Hold on a second. 476 00:34:36,180 --> 00:34:38,260 I don't know what what happened. 477 00:34:38,260 --> 00:34:43,780 I was roofing and I was using my my crab claw 478 00:34:43,780 --> 00:34:46,579 to get some things down and I didn't feel very good. 479 00:34:46,579 --> 00:34:49,980 And then all of a sudden I'm short. 480 00:34:51,099 --> 00:34:56,180 I don't. I wonder if this happens to other people who are roofing. 481 00:34:57,539 --> 00:34:59,900 You know, like maybe it's like an epidemic or something 482 00:34:59,900 --> 00:35:01,340 that happens or roofing too much. 483 00:35:01,340 --> 00:35:04,100 You got roof feet. You got roof feet. 484 00:35:05,700 --> 00:35:08,220 I don't know if that's what they mean. 485 00:35:09,100 --> 00:35:10,900 No, that's fine. 486 00:35:12,820 --> 00:35:14,579 I don't I don't like the sound of this. 487 00:35:16,740 --> 00:35:20,380 Well, did you did you eat anything weird? 488 00:35:21,059 --> 00:35:23,900 Did you get did somebody curse you? 489 00:35:23,900 --> 00:35:26,100 That's what I thought did. 490 00:35:26,100 --> 00:35:28,059 Did you get bit by a spider? 491 00:35:28,059 --> 00:35:30,660 Because sometimes they can do things to you. 492 00:35:31,059 --> 00:35:34,299 I don't remember being bit by a spider and Mootlake starts 493 00:35:34,299 --> 00:35:38,299 like touching his arms and legs to like check for spider bites. 494 00:35:38,899 --> 00:35:41,339 No, I don't I don't I don't feel anything. 495 00:35:43,500 --> 00:35:45,779 Maybe you're just growing backwards. 496 00:35:45,779 --> 00:35:48,179 Yeah, had you considered that you're growing backwards? 497 00:35:48,980 --> 00:35:51,219 I mean, I hadn't I didn't think people could do that. 498 00:35:51,500 --> 00:35:54,059 Does that happen a lot with half orcs? 499 00:35:54,059 --> 00:35:56,219 No, we're always tall. 500 00:35:56,219 --> 00:35:59,179 Well, maybe you're going more to the half than you are to the orc. 501 00:35:59,940 --> 00:36:01,339 I wow. 502 00:36:02,779 --> 00:36:06,139 Fucking deep, man, I have a lot of thoughts that I just don't say. 503 00:36:06,139 --> 00:36:07,339 I think I'm just going to say them. 504 00:36:10,059 --> 00:36:11,139 Tom, how do you want to play this out? 505 00:36:11,139 --> 00:36:13,419 Do you want to roll intelligence to see if you remember 506 00:36:13,419 --> 00:36:17,179 talking to Gabriel about or Gabriel or Layden 507 00:36:17,460 --> 00:36:19,460 about wild magic surges? 508 00:36:19,460 --> 00:36:22,099 I mean, I do remember talking to Gabriel about it and nothing 509 00:36:22,099 --> 00:36:24,579 had happened at that point. Right. OK. 510 00:36:24,779 --> 00:36:27,179 So maybe it's just taking a minute to like 511 00:36:27,940 --> 00:36:30,259 sink in that this is somehow related to that. 512 00:36:30,259 --> 00:36:32,859 Could be initial shock and everything. 513 00:36:33,179 --> 00:36:34,859 Yeah. Maybe roll an intelligence check. 514 00:36:34,859 --> 00:36:37,259 We'll see if it's kind of sinks in during this conversation. 515 00:36:37,259 --> 00:36:40,139 Well, and you don't want to think that you did this to yourself. 516 00:36:41,980 --> 00:36:43,099 It must be a curse. 517 00:36:43,099 --> 00:36:47,659 I bet you but that's an 18 for the intelligence check. 518 00:36:48,299 --> 00:36:52,299 So during the course of this conversation, you're talking about curses 519 00:36:52,299 --> 00:36:55,619 and half orcs becoming more half an orc. 520 00:36:55,619 --> 00:36:59,460 And you as something clicks in your mind, 521 00:37:00,059 --> 00:37:04,819 talking to Gabriel about using magic the way that sorcerers do, 522 00:37:04,819 --> 00:37:08,460 the way that you do and tapping into wild magic 523 00:37:08,460 --> 00:37:10,980 and how there can be adverse side effects. 524 00:37:12,900 --> 00:37:16,659 Wait, guys, do you remember what Gabriel said to me 525 00:37:16,659 --> 00:37:18,460 when we were leaving? 526 00:37:18,460 --> 00:37:22,659 He talked about things can like happen. 527 00:37:22,659 --> 00:37:24,779 Things can come through the wild magic. 528 00:37:26,579 --> 00:37:28,579 No, I'm sorry. 529 00:37:28,579 --> 00:37:32,299 I really I don't I'm not a very good listener. 530 00:37:32,940 --> 00:37:35,579 Well, you might even been sleeping in the cart at that point. 531 00:37:36,019 --> 00:37:37,659 That sounds like me. 532 00:37:37,659 --> 00:37:42,139 Glim, do you do you am I I remember having this conversation. 533 00:37:42,139 --> 00:37:45,699 He said that sometimes like surges can happen. 534 00:37:46,099 --> 00:37:47,900 Maybe that's what happened. 535 00:37:47,900 --> 00:37:50,619 Right. And did he say something about Mala? 536 00:37:51,420 --> 00:37:55,539 Did he say something about what specifically would happen? 537 00:37:55,539 --> 00:37:57,500 Did he mention getting smaller? 538 00:37:58,380 --> 00:38:03,739 No, I think he was deliberately vague about what can happen. 539 00:38:03,739 --> 00:38:05,739 Hmm. Sounds like Gabriel. 540 00:38:07,539 --> 00:38:14,219 I once knew a wizard that did the like the like the voodoo like you do. 541 00:38:14,219 --> 00:38:19,299 And he once he once tried to light a candle on fire 542 00:38:19,340 --> 00:38:24,500 to light a candle on fire, but accidentally brought through a wormling. 543 00:38:25,140 --> 00:38:29,460 And let me tell you, it was crazy because he was inside 544 00:38:29,460 --> 00:38:31,660 and everything his room was trashed. 545 00:38:32,700 --> 00:38:37,060 Kelvis, do you do you know if there's any sorcerers 546 00:38:37,060 --> 00:38:43,500 or magic teachers or anything in town here that maybe I could talk to? 547 00:38:44,300 --> 00:38:48,180 Um, well, or do you know much about magic? 548 00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:53,500 I don't. I don't know a great deal about shrinking, 549 00:38:54,980 --> 00:38:57,739 using magic, especially without knowing. 550 00:38:57,739 --> 00:39:01,659 I mean, there are there are spells as far as I understand how to, 551 00:39:02,579 --> 00:39:05,739 you know, to grow and and shrink individuals. 552 00:39:05,739 --> 00:39:09,980 But yeah, usually that's like the the goal of the spell that is. 553 00:39:09,980 --> 00:39:13,339 Oh, my God. Was it just really cold up on the roof? 554 00:39:15,659 --> 00:39:16,460 No, it was. 555 00:39:16,500 --> 00:39:19,179 It's a nice warm day. It was just hours ago. 556 00:39:23,500 --> 00:39:25,340 I was in a pool. 557 00:39:28,539 --> 00:39:32,420 I mean, there there are sorcerers, there are the school, 558 00:39:32,420 --> 00:39:35,260 the school of wizardry there. 559 00:39:37,300 --> 00:39:40,179 They may be able to help you. 560 00:39:40,179 --> 00:39:44,579 I, yeah, I don't have much else for you, though. 561 00:39:44,579 --> 00:39:50,699 I can. Send hopes and prayers 562 00:39:51,739 --> 00:39:54,539 that your height returns. 563 00:39:54,539 --> 00:39:56,980 I mean, thoughts and prayers don't do too much. 564 00:39:58,579 --> 00:40:02,340 This is three mentions in this episode of like, thoughts and prayer. 565 00:40:03,579 --> 00:40:06,059 It's called thoughts and prayers. 566 00:40:06,059 --> 00:40:10,460 What about what about what about a magic user or a teacher 567 00:40:10,460 --> 00:40:13,299 or a sorcerer or anyone you know of? 568 00:40:13,300 --> 00:40:16,060 Um, sure. Yes. 569 00:40:17,019 --> 00:40:19,580 I mean, I don't I don't know if it will say mean anything, 570 00:40:19,580 --> 00:40:24,180 but I mean, you can just you can just go to to the wizarding school. 571 00:40:25,580 --> 00:40:27,980 They have one of those here. 572 00:40:27,980 --> 00:40:28,860 This is Waterdeep. 573 00:40:28,860 --> 00:40:32,260 This is one of the this is perhaps the largest city in Faerun. 574 00:40:32,260 --> 00:40:34,300 Of course, they have a school of wizardry here. 575 00:40:35,700 --> 00:40:38,900 Idiot. I did not call him an idiot. 576 00:40:38,900 --> 00:40:40,860 So that wasn't that wasn't selling. 577 00:40:40,860 --> 00:40:43,500 Yeah, it sounded nothing like him. 578 00:40:44,500 --> 00:40:47,740 At that moment, Sully Sully got a little quiet. 579 00:40:47,740 --> 00:40:50,220 So you feel a little twang in your side. 580 00:40:51,900 --> 00:40:54,019 Like it's just a sharp pain. 581 00:40:54,019 --> 00:40:57,980 Oh, and we flash back to that morning. 582 00:40:59,740 --> 00:41:03,380 Where do you wake up and what do you do first thing in the morning? 583 00:41:03,820 --> 00:41:05,220 Why wake up in the temple? 584 00:41:05,220 --> 00:41:08,380 Because that is where I'm staying. 585 00:41:08,460 --> 00:41:09,300 This is the question. 586 00:41:09,620 --> 00:41:13,340 Well, I know Sully's not like a like a drunkard going out 587 00:41:13,340 --> 00:41:15,340 and sleeping in the streets. 588 00:41:15,340 --> 00:41:19,660 No, no, he likes a bed or at least like a bedroll. 589 00:41:20,980 --> 00:41:25,260 And he goes out and I think he's a wanderer. 590 00:41:25,260 --> 00:41:28,500 He wanders through the streets. 591 00:41:28,500 --> 00:41:30,460 He stops in shops. 592 00:41:30,460 --> 00:41:32,220 He talks to different people. 593 00:41:32,220 --> 00:41:36,660 He I think he stops infrequently right to see moot 594 00:41:37,579 --> 00:41:41,259 to I think moots, maybe disappointment, I don't know. 595 00:41:41,259 --> 00:41:44,539 But I have a feeling like not as much work gets done. 596 00:41:44,579 --> 00:41:47,980 Oh, I would think no work would get done. 597 00:41:47,980 --> 00:41:53,940 And so he really just spends his days kind of like milling about, 598 00:41:53,940 --> 00:41:57,379 touching shiny stuff. 599 00:41:57,379 --> 00:42:00,539 Only occasionally stealing. 600 00:42:00,539 --> 00:42:02,059 He's really tried to stop that. 601 00:42:02,059 --> 00:42:03,899 This morning, you wake up 602 00:42:03,900 --> 00:42:06,660 and you're getting dressed and ready for the day. 603 00:42:08,099 --> 00:42:10,860 And you kind of reach around. 604 00:42:10,860 --> 00:42:16,340 You got like an itch on your side and you reach back to your side. 605 00:42:16,340 --> 00:42:18,660 And there's a lump there. 606 00:42:21,900 --> 00:42:23,780 What the fuck? 607 00:42:24,139 --> 00:42:29,300 It's about the size of a large marble. 608 00:42:29,860 --> 00:42:32,300 You can't quite see it from your angle. 609 00:42:32,380 --> 00:42:36,380 You kind of get a bit of a reflection in in one of the windows. 610 00:42:36,860 --> 00:42:41,539 There are no mirrors in your room, and it looks a little discolored. 611 00:42:43,900 --> 00:42:46,180 Sully is not impressed. 612 00:42:46,180 --> 00:42:49,180 Make a wisdom saving throw. 613 00:42:49,420 --> 00:42:52,140 New dice, new dice, new dice. 614 00:42:52,220 --> 00:42:53,500 It's exciting. 615 00:42:53,500 --> 00:42:58,340 Oh, fuck, it's a five motherfucker wisdom. 616 00:42:59,580 --> 00:43:01,660 It's a minus one, four. 617 00:43:03,180 --> 00:43:08,700 You you at first, you feel disgusted and like, 618 00:43:08,700 --> 00:43:09,820 where did this come from? 619 00:43:09,820 --> 00:43:12,180 But then as you as you touch it, 620 00:43:13,180 --> 00:43:17,100 you feel a sense of compassion for it. 621 00:43:18,700 --> 00:43:23,460 OK. Well, I'm going to call you Ken. 622 00:43:24,580 --> 00:43:30,140 And I put my clothes on and I go about my day with my buddy, Ken. 623 00:43:30,460 --> 00:43:35,859 And we flashback to Moot getting the information that he needs. 624 00:43:35,859 --> 00:43:41,019 And Kelba says it's El Torchul Academy. 625 00:43:41,059 --> 00:43:43,019 Sorry, I forgot previously. 626 00:43:43,019 --> 00:43:46,019 I don't often frequent there. 627 00:43:47,420 --> 00:43:53,059 It is a magic school of Lord Thesp or El Torchul. 628 00:43:53,059 --> 00:43:54,819 I don't know if you'll be able to get him, 629 00:43:54,819 --> 00:43:59,059 but I'm sure there could be somebody there who would be able to help you. 630 00:43:59,860 --> 00:44:02,980 Magic school of what was his name? 631 00:44:02,980 --> 00:44:05,619 Lord Thesp El Torchul. 632 00:44:07,259 --> 00:44:09,779 El Scorchow? El Scorchow. 633 00:44:11,739 --> 00:44:14,059 El Torchow, like he tortures a lot of people. 634 00:44:14,940 --> 00:44:17,059 All right. 635 00:44:18,779 --> 00:44:24,259 OK, yeah, I guess maybe I should like go there immediately. 636 00:44:24,260 --> 00:44:30,820 If you so desire your height back. 637 00:44:32,300 --> 00:44:35,460 Oh, my gosh, what if you just keep shrinking and shrinking and shrinking? 638 00:44:35,620 --> 00:44:37,940 Well, that's that's honestly a concern. 639 00:44:37,980 --> 00:44:41,380 So I think I should go right now. 640 00:44:41,380 --> 00:44:44,180 Does anyone want to come with or everyone cool here? 641 00:44:44,500 --> 00:44:45,380 Well, I'll come with you. 642 00:44:45,380 --> 00:44:48,620 I think I might be able to help you see the Lord. 643 00:44:49,619 --> 00:44:55,940 I have a noble background, so I have an inn with the Lord. 644 00:44:55,940 --> 00:45:00,380 I thought you had an inn with the Lord. 645 00:45:00,380 --> 00:45:05,500 I mean, I can definitely get you an inn with Bahamad. 646 00:45:05,500 --> 00:45:07,779 I'll tell you a little more about him on our way. 647 00:45:08,179 --> 00:45:09,380 Sorry, he loves you. 648 00:45:09,380 --> 00:45:13,819 He was a bit of a rule breaker. Lord Thesp. 649 00:45:14,380 --> 00:45:17,259 Oh, God. OK, yeah, no, I'll come too. 650 00:45:17,260 --> 00:45:19,700 Um, I have some questions of my own. 651 00:45:21,220 --> 00:45:24,940 And I pet the side of my self. 652 00:45:26,900 --> 00:45:29,180 Still have compassion. 653 00:45:30,380 --> 00:45:34,100 OK, you leave the citadel 654 00:45:34,340 --> 00:45:37,260 or leave the chapel temple, whatever we called it. 655 00:45:37,700 --> 00:45:39,460 I've said them all. 656 00:45:39,460 --> 00:45:41,980 And you head towards she 657 00:45:41,980 --> 00:45:46,700 Kelbus gives you directions to the sea ward of Waterdeep. 658 00:45:47,900 --> 00:45:51,420 And it is on the corner of Ivory and Diamond streets. 659 00:45:52,820 --> 00:45:57,180 And you walk up and the Arcane Academy stands before you. 660 00:45:57,180 --> 00:46:01,020 It's housed at a large villa. 661 00:46:02,700 --> 00:46:04,780 And you step up to it. 662 00:46:04,780 --> 00:46:06,340 There is no gate. 663 00:46:06,340 --> 00:46:10,300 There's a closed door at the top of a large flight of stairs, though. 664 00:46:12,020 --> 00:46:14,100 I like race up the stairs, 665 00:46:15,099 --> 00:46:15,819 open the door. 666 00:46:15,819 --> 00:46:18,179 Did you want to do any Lord talk in the streets? 667 00:46:18,179 --> 00:46:20,380 I cut. I jumped over that. 668 00:46:21,219 --> 00:46:24,460 No, like like any prostitutes in the streets. 669 00:46:24,460 --> 00:46:26,219 Yes. Yeah. 670 00:46:26,219 --> 00:46:28,139 OK, just check it. 671 00:46:28,139 --> 00:46:31,900 I always want to make sure you get your it's your daily, daily five in. 672 00:46:32,980 --> 00:46:33,619 No, no. 673 00:46:33,619 --> 00:46:37,699 I mean, the Zumba class takes care of a lot of my mission work in the morning. 674 00:46:37,860 --> 00:46:40,099 So fair enough. It's pretty, pretty good. 675 00:46:40,819 --> 00:46:43,059 Perfect. Sorry, mood. 676 00:46:43,099 --> 00:46:45,779 Yeah, so I like hustle up those stairs, 677 00:46:45,779 --> 00:46:48,460 not even really caring if they're like right behind me or not. 678 00:46:49,380 --> 00:46:53,299 I kind of throw open the door and head in and say, 679 00:46:53,299 --> 00:46:56,019 is is Lord Thesp here? 680 00:46:56,139 --> 00:46:58,539 Can I can I talk to the Lord Thesp, please? 681 00:46:59,460 --> 00:47:02,860 There is a smaller, older woman 682 00:47:03,139 --> 00:47:05,219 who's seated behind the desk who lets out an audible 683 00:47:06,340 --> 00:47:07,820 as you throw the door open. 684 00:47:07,820 --> 00:47:09,900 Are you Lord Thesp? 685 00:47:10,099 --> 00:47:12,340 Hmm. No, dearie. 686 00:47:12,340 --> 00:47:16,500 I'm not Lord Thesp. What is does no one knock anymore? 687 00:47:16,980 --> 00:47:19,340 Sorry, it's I've had a day. 688 00:47:19,340 --> 00:47:21,500 Oh, me too. 689 00:47:21,500 --> 00:47:23,300 Oh, no. What happened in your day? 690 00:47:23,300 --> 00:47:27,420 Well, this half orc just threw open the door screaming, 691 00:47:28,539 --> 00:47:30,820 get me Lord Thesp. 692 00:47:30,820 --> 00:47:33,260 I think I was just sitting here reading my tales. 693 00:47:33,820 --> 00:47:36,619 But that's well, I skipped over that. 694 00:47:36,619 --> 00:47:37,980 My heart skipped a beat. 695 00:47:37,980 --> 00:47:40,780 That might have been on the please. 696 00:47:40,780 --> 00:47:42,340 Sully, maybe I didn't. 697 00:47:42,340 --> 00:47:44,219 I meant to if I didn't. 698 00:47:44,219 --> 00:47:45,860 Fair enough. 699 00:47:45,860 --> 00:47:47,380 Are you brought friends? 700 00:47:47,380 --> 00:47:49,579 Yeah. Yeah, these are these are my friends. 701 00:47:49,579 --> 00:47:53,420 I'm I'm mood and that's Glim and that's Sullivan slight. 702 00:47:53,780 --> 00:47:58,420 Right. And yeah, I have a little like magic emergency. 703 00:47:59,059 --> 00:48:00,659 Ah, magic emergency. 704 00:48:00,659 --> 00:48:02,820 What is what is your emergency, my dear? 705 00:48:02,820 --> 00:48:05,380 Well, I'm well, Sully, why don't you tell her? 706 00:48:06,380 --> 00:48:08,820 Oh, oh, my. 707 00:48:08,820 --> 00:48:10,180 He's shorter. 708 00:48:10,180 --> 00:48:11,579 He looks perfectly fine to me. 709 00:48:11,579 --> 00:48:16,180 Well, this morning when he left, he was about this much bigger. 710 00:48:16,180 --> 00:48:19,180 And so he holds up his hands about seven inches apart. 711 00:48:19,740 --> 00:48:20,460 Really? 712 00:48:20,460 --> 00:48:22,539 And now he's like not that much bigger. 713 00:48:22,539 --> 00:48:25,980 And he didn't have any issues with like sharp objects? 714 00:48:27,099 --> 00:48:29,619 No, I don't think that he cut any 715 00:48:30,980 --> 00:48:32,420 parts of his body off. 716 00:48:32,420 --> 00:48:34,380 But I mean, I haven't seen him naked. 717 00:48:34,660 --> 00:48:36,740 So I don't know. 718 00:48:36,740 --> 00:48:38,860 No, all my parts are there. 719 00:48:38,860 --> 00:48:41,220 OK, well, he does while magic. 720 00:48:42,260 --> 00:48:43,660 He fucks up to dump it. 721 00:48:43,660 --> 00:48:46,780 Great. I'm a secretary, so I don't really know. 722 00:48:46,780 --> 00:48:51,980 I can't really judge the needs of needs of the you asked. 723 00:48:52,220 --> 00:48:55,380 I did. Well, I'm trying to diagnose before I go. 724 00:48:55,380 --> 00:48:57,180 You said you're just a secretary. 725 00:48:57,180 --> 00:48:58,660 Well, it's good triage. 726 00:48:58,660 --> 00:49:01,220 Triage secretary is what I am. 727 00:49:01,220 --> 00:49:05,380 You have to you have to narrow down what is needed here. 728 00:49:05,700 --> 00:49:06,980 Well, I have a question. 729 00:49:06,980 --> 00:49:08,980 Once you get him sorted out. OK. 730 00:49:11,300 --> 00:49:13,140 Oh, right now. Oh, no, we'll come back to you. 731 00:49:13,140 --> 00:49:15,500 That's fine. Yeah, no, I see. 732 00:49:15,500 --> 00:49:19,700 So what do you want to my my my new friend Moot Moot? 733 00:49:19,700 --> 00:49:22,700 Was it? That's a fun noise. 734 00:49:23,700 --> 00:49:26,100 Yeah, yeah, that's that's the one. 735 00:49:26,100 --> 00:49:29,700 Well, I was wondering if I could I could talk to Lord Thess 736 00:49:29,700 --> 00:49:33,140 because we were over at the Temple of Bahamut 737 00:49:33,140 --> 00:49:35,820 and they figured that he would probably be the good person to talk to 738 00:49:35,820 --> 00:49:37,500 about magic things. 739 00:49:37,500 --> 00:49:39,700 Well, Lord Thasp isn't here right now. 740 00:49:41,260 --> 00:49:43,140 Does he have like 741 00:49:43,140 --> 00:49:47,340 a another person who like teaches here or anything? 742 00:49:47,860 --> 00:49:50,940 We have we have several instructors, instructors here. 743 00:49:51,380 --> 00:49:54,140 Do any of them deal with wild magic? 744 00:49:57,900 --> 00:49:59,540 What about the fun noise? 745 00:49:59,820 --> 00:50:03,619 Right. What about magical side effects? 746 00:50:03,699 --> 00:50:05,420 Would you like me to go find somebody? 747 00:50:05,420 --> 00:50:06,739 Is that would be fantastic. 748 00:50:06,739 --> 00:50:08,340 Yeah. OK. OK. You wait. 749 00:50:08,340 --> 00:50:12,019 You you three wait right here. 750 00:50:12,019 --> 00:50:14,500 OK. She slowly gets up. 751 00:50:17,059 --> 00:50:18,820 Takes her step. 752 00:50:18,820 --> 00:50:21,179 So this is going to be a tiring walk. 753 00:50:22,820 --> 00:50:24,420 Takes another step. 754 00:50:25,579 --> 00:50:28,579 Ma'am, would it be helpful if you could just send one of us 755 00:50:28,579 --> 00:50:29,619 to go fetch someone? 756 00:50:29,619 --> 00:50:31,940 No, no, no, no. 757 00:50:31,940 --> 00:50:34,460 It's my job. OK. 758 00:50:34,460 --> 00:50:36,860 And she slowly walks around the corner. 759 00:50:36,860 --> 00:50:38,739 So I've got this. 760 00:50:39,259 --> 00:50:41,579 Don't worry about me. 761 00:50:41,579 --> 00:50:43,699 I'll be fine. 762 00:50:44,340 --> 00:50:45,340 Moot. 763 00:50:49,139 --> 00:50:51,900 She's cleared around the corner. 764 00:50:51,900 --> 00:50:53,699 I mean, it might have just glimpsed right. 765 00:50:53,699 --> 00:50:56,139 It might have just been easier to send us. 766 00:50:56,139 --> 00:50:58,539 Well, I mean, to be fair, we've never been here before. 767 00:50:58,539 --> 00:51:01,179 We have no idea where we're going and we don't know who we're looking for. 768 00:51:01,179 --> 00:51:04,219 So. What if. 769 00:51:04,219 --> 00:51:06,739 But I mean, if she said, hey, it's three doors down on the left. 770 00:51:06,980 --> 00:51:08,219 You're right. We could have handled that. 771 00:51:08,219 --> 00:51:10,059 Yeah, you're right. 772 00:51:11,139 --> 00:51:16,300 You wait a quite a while and she comes back 773 00:51:17,259 --> 00:51:21,460 and says, yes, someone will be right, right out with you. 774 00:51:23,099 --> 00:51:25,259 She slowly walks back to her desk. 775 00:51:25,380 --> 00:51:29,220 Does anyone else want to play Rock, Rock, Sword, Scroll? 776 00:51:34,540 --> 00:51:35,540 You hear. 777 00:51:39,340 --> 00:51:44,060 No, I mean, OK, I knew you would. 778 00:51:46,220 --> 00:51:49,660 You hear footsteps coming down the hall, 779 00:51:50,100 --> 00:51:52,540 coming around the corner, you see a 780 00:51:52,539 --> 00:51:55,980 a taller than Moot male. 781 00:51:57,219 --> 00:51:59,779 He is a dark 782 00:52:00,579 --> 00:52:05,099 tan skin, and he comes into the front entryway 783 00:52:05,099 --> 00:52:10,500 and he says, is it you three who require 784 00:52:10,500 --> 00:52:14,179 assistance of a great magical individual? 785 00:52:15,699 --> 00:52:17,579 Well, it's just it's just me, really. 786 00:52:17,579 --> 00:52:19,900 But yeah, they came along for moral support. 787 00:52:20,900 --> 00:52:25,180 Well, I have my own question, but I mean, let's take care of your height problem first. 788 00:52:26,260 --> 00:52:28,619 So you have a height problem? 789 00:52:29,619 --> 00:52:32,500 Well, yeah, I am. 790 00:52:32,500 --> 00:52:34,900 OK, well, first, hi, I'm Moot. 791 00:52:34,900 --> 00:52:37,900 Yes. And that's Glim and that's. 792 00:52:37,900 --> 00:52:40,019 You're the noise she was making. 793 00:52:40,019 --> 00:52:41,420 Yeah. Yeah, that's the one. 794 00:52:41,420 --> 00:52:43,460 She said it was a fun noise. 795 00:52:43,460 --> 00:52:44,900 She did say it was a fun. 796 00:52:44,900 --> 00:52:48,900 She said there was a fun noise waiting at the front and needed magical assistance. 797 00:52:49,260 --> 00:52:51,539 Perfect. My name is Burko. 798 00:52:51,900 --> 00:52:54,099 Hi, Burko. Nice to meet you. 799 00:52:54,099 --> 00:52:55,619 Nice to meet you, too. 800 00:52:55,619 --> 00:52:57,180 So, Burko, I do. 801 00:52:57,180 --> 00:53:00,820 Oh, well, I have the capability of doing wild magic. 802 00:53:01,980 --> 00:53:03,300 Not well. 803 00:53:03,300 --> 00:53:05,460 Well, I mean, it's been pretty good up to this point, 804 00:53:05,460 --> 00:53:07,579 but you are right about that. 805 00:53:07,579 --> 00:53:09,780 It did not go so well earlier today. 806 00:53:10,260 --> 00:53:15,500 I cast a spell and then didn't feel great after it happened. 807 00:53:15,500 --> 00:53:17,420 And now I'm seven. 808 00:53:17,420 --> 00:53:20,300 Is it seven inches shorter than I was before, Sully? 809 00:53:20,300 --> 00:53:22,820 Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Yeah. 810 00:53:22,820 --> 00:53:25,260 That's accurate. OK. 811 00:53:26,340 --> 00:53:29,739 So I was just I was just curious, is this like a permanent thing? 812 00:53:29,739 --> 00:53:32,659 Is this going to wear off? Can you reverse the effects? 813 00:53:33,659 --> 00:53:35,659 I just need information here. 814 00:53:35,659 --> 00:53:38,219 Mm hmm. 815 00:53:38,219 --> 00:53:41,059 Would you call this a. 816 00:53:41,059 --> 00:53:44,059 Debilitating effect. 817 00:53:44,099 --> 00:53:46,619 Well, for reaching things, yeah. 818 00:53:46,619 --> 00:53:49,619 Mm hmm. OK. 819 00:53:49,619 --> 00:53:53,860 Well. I don't. 820 00:53:56,739 --> 00:53:57,820 Hold on. 821 00:53:57,820 --> 00:54:00,980 Let me talk to Fran here for a second. 822 00:54:00,980 --> 00:54:03,299 He goes over and he whispers into her ears. 823 00:54:05,299 --> 00:54:06,900 They look over at you. 824 00:54:07,099 --> 00:54:09,099 That's just. 825 00:54:12,220 --> 00:54:14,099 It's OK. 826 00:54:17,180 --> 00:54:20,860 Well, I mean, we can we can. 827 00:54:21,860 --> 00:54:23,780 I don't know what I can do for you here, friend. 828 00:54:25,420 --> 00:54:28,340 If it is a spell. 829 00:54:29,180 --> 00:54:35,059 Something that has an enlarge or reduce spell, obviously reduce. 830 00:54:35,619 --> 00:54:37,460 Well, yeah, but I. 831 00:54:37,460 --> 00:54:40,980 There's usually a time period in which it reverses. 832 00:54:41,340 --> 00:54:45,420 Sure, but I wasn't casting a spell of that nature. 833 00:54:46,380 --> 00:54:48,179 Mm hmm. 834 00:54:49,420 --> 00:54:52,099 See, if I was casting something in that nature and it, you know, 835 00:54:52,699 --> 00:54:55,299 happened to hit me to great, I understand that. 836 00:54:55,299 --> 00:54:57,739 But this was just like a mage hand. 837 00:54:58,579 --> 00:55:00,579 Right. Right. 838 00:55:01,139 --> 00:55:06,179 Well, I can tell you that I can make you grow. 839 00:55:09,460 --> 00:55:11,819 For a minute. 840 00:55:17,739 --> 00:55:21,019 But I mean, that doesn't really seem like it's going to fix the problem. 841 00:55:21,019 --> 00:55:23,299 No, no, it doesn't, does it? 842 00:55:25,460 --> 00:55:29,139 See, most of the restoration spells 843 00:55:29,900 --> 00:55:33,299 revolve around restoring something, ailing you. 844 00:55:33,299 --> 00:55:38,059 And you, my friend, as far as I know, are exactly as you are supposed to be. 845 00:55:41,619 --> 00:55:43,699 I think he's saying you got to suck it up. 846 00:55:44,579 --> 00:55:47,139 Being short is not a disability. 847 00:55:47,619 --> 00:55:51,339 Again, Sully, I didn't think it was. 848 00:55:51,339 --> 00:55:55,859 It's just not that I don't feel like myself like this. 849 00:55:56,780 --> 00:56:01,820 You know what? Give me, give me a couple of days. 850 00:56:02,340 --> 00:56:05,740 Let me look into perhaps wild magic 851 00:56:05,740 --> 00:56:10,140 and any instances of shrinking of individuals 852 00:56:10,140 --> 00:56:13,140 because of said wild magic and see if I can't find anything 853 00:56:13,140 --> 00:56:17,140 that would flippy the effect. 854 00:56:18,500 --> 00:56:20,059 Is that the technical term? 855 00:56:20,059 --> 00:56:22,099 Sounds super academic. 856 00:56:22,099 --> 00:56:25,019 I am a magic professional. 857 00:56:25,539 --> 00:56:28,219 I've dabbled in academia myself. 858 00:56:29,179 --> 00:56:32,420 But so if we're done with with him, 859 00:56:32,900 --> 00:56:38,259 what do you know about maybe having like a growth on yourself 860 00:56:38,259 --> 00:56:40,420 that you feel like lots of love towards? 861 00:56:40,420 --> 00:56:42,460 I'm not a doctor. 862 00:56:42,460 --> 00:56:47,380 Well, I don't think that it's I don't think it's medical so much as mystical. 863 00:56:48,059 --> 00:56:52,259 Oh, well, if you love it, I mean, that's a bonus. 864 00:56:53,260 --> 00:56:57,460 Well, if it's a growth on you, it might be hard to set it free. 865 00:56:57,820 --> 00:57:01,660 Yeah. Well, it just it just showed up one day. 866 00:57:04,660 --> 00:57:07,220 Again, not a doctor. 867 00:57:07,260 --> 00:57:08,820 Oh, all right. 868 00:57:08,820 --> 00:57:10,780 Do you know where I can find a doctor? 869 00:57:12,860 --> 00:57:14,100 At the hospital. 870 00:57:14,100 --> 00:57:17,060 All right, guys, can we make a pit stop at the hospital? 871 00:57:17,540 --> 00:57:21,780 By the way, there's a growth on my body that I'm quite attached to. 872 00:57:22,260 --> 00:57:26,540 In a non-romantic, more of a platonic love and relationship. 873 00:57:29,580 --> 00:57:32,460 You are a weird bunch. 874 00:57:32,460 --> 00:57:35,180 Just full of problems. 875 00:57:35,180 --> 00:57:37,220 Couple days, they're good moot sound. 876 00:57:39,740 --> 00:57:42,220 Thanks. Thanks, Burko. 877 00:57:42,220 --> 00:57:45,780 Come back and I shall tell you if I can help you or not. 878 00:57:47,820 --> 00:57:50,300 OK, um. 879 00:57:50,340 --> 00:57:52,860 So I guess the hospital. 880 00:57:52,860 --> 00:57:53,780 Thank you both so much. 881 00:57:53,780 --> 00:57:56,620 I've got Zumba out behind the Bahamut Temple. 882 00:57:56,620 --> 00:57:59,620 If you guys want to join me on there every morning, it'd be great to see you. 883 00:58:00,140 --> 00:58:01,740 Oh, you're the Zumba. 884 00:58:01,740 --> 00:58:03,539 Hmm. Interesting. 885 00:58:03,539 --> 00:58:06,260 Hope to see you. Well, I might be there. 886 00:58:06,260 --> 00:58:07,900 Fran might have a hard time. 887 00:58:07,900 --> 00:58:10,660 I will see if I can assist her if she so desires. 888 00:58:11,260 --> 00:58:14,700 I haven't shaken, shaken like that in a long time. 889 00:58:17,940 --> 00:58:18,940 I could probably do it. 890 00:58:18,940 --> 00:58:21,460 All the more reason to come shake it, Fran. 891 00:58:21,460 --> 00:58:24,619 Shaking it right now. 892 00:58:27,099 --> 00:58:30,019 Sully backs away 893 00:58:30,019 --> 00:58:33,139 through the doors and starts down the stairs 894 00:58:34,139 --> 00:58:36,460 to the hospital. Come on, weirdos. 895 00:58:36,460 --> 00:58:37,500 Sully, I'm a bit worried. 896 00:58:37,500 --> 00:58:39,500 How long have you had a growth? 897 00:58:39,500 --> 00:58:41,220 Well, it's just been a couple of days. 898 00:58:41,220 --> 00:58:43,659 It's only this big and he holds up a. 899 00:58:44,820 --> 00:58:45,700 I don't know. 900 00:58:45,700 --> 00:58:48,420 It was like a couple inches across. 901 00:58:48,420 --> 00:58:50,860 I mean, that seems pretty big. 902 00:58:51,340 --> 00:58:51,980 Does it hurt? 903 00:58:51,980 --> 00:58:54,420 Well, I know. And it just kind of came up like. 904 00:58:55,300 --> 00:58:57,380 Well, actually, I think it just was this morning. 905 00:58:58,460 --> 00:59:00,180 Oh, yesterday morning. 906 00:59:00,180 --> 00:59:01,820 I sometimes lose track of time. 907 00:59:01,820 --> 00:59:04,900 Either way, I have very strong feelings towards it, 908 00:59:04,900 --> 00:59:08,180 which is very strange because I don't have strong feelings towards very much. 909 00:59:09,300 --> 00:59:12,780 So I mean, I have a little bit of medical training. 910 00:59:12,780 --> 00:59:15,059 Do you want do you want me to look? 911 00:59:15,059 --> 00:59:18,340 Sure. I lift my. 912 00:59:18,740 --> 00:59:22,139 My shirt to show the side of my torso. 913 00:59:26,220 --> 00:59:27,659 I mean, you can roll medicine. 914 00:59:27,659 --> 00:59:28,700 I rolled a 20. 915 00:59:28,700 --> 00:59:31,579 So you see. 916 00:59:33,980 --> 00:59:37,860 Not so much a lump as you see a bruise, 917 00:59:37,860 --> 00:59:41,260 like a large welt on Sully's side. 918 00:59:42,220 --> 00:59:45,539 And not an incision, but like a wound 919 00:59:45,739 --> 00:59:48,940 that looks like it's rather fresh. 920 00:59:50,579 --> 00:59:52,139 Sully, are you sure this was a lump? 921 00:59:52,139 --> 00:59:54,539 Can you I know it's kind of hard to twist around to see, 922 00:59:54,539 --> 00:59:56,739 but it's not really a lump. It's like. 923 00:59:58,460 --> 01:00:01,980 Like, I don't know, like a welt or a cut, did somebody. 924 01:00:03,940 --> 01:00:05,980 Does somebody shift you like what happened here? 925 01:00:06,619 --> 01:00:08,860 Oh, no, not for years. 926 01:00:08,860 --> 01:00:12,099 Um. I don't know. 927 01:00:12,099 --> 01:00:14,699 I don't recall hurting myself or anything like that. 928 01:00:14,700 --> 01:00:17,060 Nobody's cut me or anything like that. 929 01:00:20,220 --> 01:00:22,540 And I haven't I can't really see it. 930 01:00:22,540 --> 01:00:26,420 So and how do you do you still feel? 931 01:00:27,500 --> 01:00:29,500 Just like a lot of love for it. 932 01:00:30,620 --> 01:00:34,300 Well, yeah, I mean, it must be hard to be a welt 933 01:00:34,300 --> 01:00:36,980 on the side of a small halfling. 934 01:00:36,980 --> 01:00:39,860 Yeah, yeah, you're right. 935 01:00:39,860 --> 01:00:42,140 Um, we probably should get you to the hospital, 936 01:00:42,140 --> 01:00:44,500 though it doesn't really look good. 937 01:00:44,539 --> 01:00:46,300 Yeah, OK, let's check it out. 938 01:00:46,300 --> 01:00:48,619 If not for my safety, for his. 939 01:01:14,500 --> 01:01:35,659 All the music in today's episode was by Kavin MacLeod of Incompetech.Filmmusic.io. 940 01:01:35,659 --> 01:01:39,820 Thank you to our supporting producers, Gabriel Lynch, Ryan Cushman, 941 01:01:39,820 --> 01:01:44,219 Joshua Dixon, Devin Michaels, Cat Waterflame, and Jacob Madden. 942 01:01:44,260 --> 01:01:47,900 Find out more at Patreon.com slash Dumb Dragon Cast. 943 01:01:48,460 --> 01:01:52,700 Really kind of go steady with Bahamut, really make things serious, you know. 944 01:01:55,340 --> 01:01:57,540 You want to go steady with Bahamut? 945 01:02:00,260 --> 01:02:03,740 You hear footsteps coming down the hall. 946 01:02:05,740 --> 01:02:07,340 Horse footsteps? 947 01:02:07,340 --> 01:02:09,540 Yep. Maybe it's a centaur. 948 01:02:09,540 --> 01:02:11,820 Imagine. Is his name Firenze? 949 01:02:11,820 --> 01:02:13,500 I gave you ducks last time. 950 01:02:13,579 --> 01:02:14,780 You're right. 951 01:02:14,780 --> 01:02:15,619 All right, yeah. 952 01:02:15,619 --> 01:02:18,099 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production.